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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh they laugh right away.
- Demetri MartinPhoto by eberhard 🖐 grossgasteiger on Unsplash
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh they laugh right away.
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