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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
- Demetri MartinPhoto by Kevin Lanceplaine on Unsplash
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
- Demetri MartinSort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort...
I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars,...
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year but I used the wrong paper....
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game...
Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs.
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