Rodney Dangerfield about God : Yeah I know I'm ugly... I said to a bar

Yeah I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

- Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

- Rodney Dangerfield

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