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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No I made a few mistakes.'
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No I made a few mistakes.'
- Steven WrightI feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for...
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?'...
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
History is a hermaphrodite with many distinguished lovers. We are neither mysteries nor strangers but the living breath of revelation made flesh by the unrestrained desires of a free and universal love. Universal me. Universal you.
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