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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
- Ogden NashIf you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you...
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball and that...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The one thing that really terrifies me is we're going to get a signal from space that clears it all up: 'OK, this is how the universe works, guys.'
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