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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- Steven WrightPhoto by Jeremy Cai on Unsplash
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
- Steven WrightOne day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged...
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me 'Did you sleep good?' I...
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach... it pisses...
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
The highest prize in a world of men is the most beautiful woman available on your arm and living there in her heart loyal to you.
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