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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
- Ogden NashParents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
- Ogden NashThe bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays...
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
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