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Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
- Dennis MillerPhoto by Sapan Patel on Unsplash
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
- Dennis MillerNever ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...
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You never know where life is going to take you. So everything I do, I just...
I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car, but they wouldn't fire me because I was the only person they had working there.
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