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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- Steven WrightA lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
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