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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
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"To you, I'm an atheist.
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There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own...
"Love is a battlefield
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