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The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.
- Garrison KeillorThe French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.
- Garrison KeillorThe highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food...
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...
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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon it's time to go home and...
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