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The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.
- Garrison KeillorThe French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.
- Garrison KeillorGod writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is he's stuck with so many bad...
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food...
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