By subscribing to Quotes Digest you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.
And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.
- George CarlinPhoto by Jason Ortego on Unsplash
And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.
- George CarlinWhat does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried...
At a formal dinner party the person nearest death should always be seated...
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
You can buy a box of low-fat macaroni and cheese made with powdered nonsense. I'm not worried if I'm using four different cheeses and it's high in fat. It's real food. That's what's more important.
By subscribing to Daily Mail Quotes you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.