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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I'm gone.
- Steven WrightPhoto by Eric Masur on Unsplash
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I'm gone.
- Steven WrightEvery summer my husband and I pack our suitcases load our kids into the car...
Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked...
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the...
I can't even count how many times I've been pulled over. I can't count how...
My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college.
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