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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I'm gone.

- Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I'm gone.

- Steven Wright

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