We Georgians are really into food and drink. We would never have finger food at a party or a wedding - celebrations are always one long meal, on one long table, with endless toasts.

You can give poor people this royal wedding to watch and make them feel good about themselves, or you can give them something useful like, I don't know... a toaster.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

It would be nice to be a piece of toast. Everyone likes a piece of toast, don't they? No one is ever sad when you offer them a piece of toast, and if I could be that to someone, that would be nice.

The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the bread and you make the toast and you start the day.

I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and rose oil on the face.

My daily breakfast is two poached eggs in the morning with half an avocado, and I get to have half a piece of toast.

They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.

Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal.

To avoid congestion, I get up at 5:10, grab a slice of raisin toast, and leave the house at 6 A.M. My husband, Tim Dunn, who works for an environmental agency, is still asleep when I slip out, and I find that rather annoying.

Most days, I have a slice of toast, then lie in a hot bath for an hour to get up a sweat. I have a sauna at the racecourse and then go and ride. On the way home, I might stop at a service station and have a bar of chocolate and a Diet Coke. And that's it, basically.

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

"here's a toast to Alan Turing

"Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce

The fact that dropped toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.