The only thing I like more than my wife is my money and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers that's for damn sure.

I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they're wrong. And not just admitting it also realizing it. Most lawyers are very successful and they think that because they're making money and people think well of them they must be doing everything right.

My dad is a lawyer and my mom is an artist. So growing up was exactly what it sounds like - strict household but a lot of creativity. They are so psyched that I get to make music for a living. My parents rule.

But the fact is I'm not work-identified. I'm not a lawyer or a writer. I'm a mom and I'm a woman and that's the kind of people I want to see in books in the starring role.

My father still is a lawyer and my mom was a teacher and then later a career counselor.

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue. It is a patient issue.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness the theologian all the stupidity.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes we'd profit from them.

I have a problem with censorship by the lawyer - by legal people by the publishing firm and I may be changing publishers. They don't seem to want to take too many risks with living people.

Unless you have a perception of who you are as a lawyer you will never be at ease in dealing with legal matters clients or courts. But if you know who you are and why you're there all you need is the expertise and the information.

I'm not a lawyer and maybe I should have used more specific legal language.

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

I worked as a lawyer as a member of the teaching staff of a technical college and then I worked principally as legal adviser to Adolf Hitler and the National Socialist German Workers Party.

From your confessor lawyer and physician hide not your case on no condition.

If the laws could speak for themselves they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

They don't need a lawyer they need a toastmaster.

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

As for lawyers it's more fun to play one than to be one.

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more that everyone's given up.

I decided I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 11 years of age.