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Barbara Corcoran

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back it comes back up...

It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the...

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil...

I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny....

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like comedy...

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...

You can't be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and...

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny....

The IRS! They're like the Mafia they can take anything they want!

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Richard Herring

My granddad was very funny and I really loved making people laugh. I used to...

Sparky Anderson

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

Georgina Chapman

It's funny because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.

If God wanted us to fly He would have given us tickets.

Linda Kozlowski

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd...

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking...

On the stage you're there it's live. There's a beginning a middle an end....

Caroline Winberg

Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It's because I copy people. I...

That's why I like to get out there and get people to see the other side of...

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think...

Ernest Hemingway

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

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