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Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When...

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that...

Yvette Nicole Brown

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and...

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor but I always knew who was...

It's funny because when you're younger you're in a rush to be 18 or 21 or...

Stephen Hawking

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of...

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed....

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny his whole...

I don't just try to be funny.

Garrison Keillor

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...

I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I'm a singer. I went out to Los...

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of...

I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey that's what I'd be because monkeys...

I thought I was funny as a kid.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play...

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

You can't be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and...

Harry Connick Jr.

You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong...

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me...

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