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I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the...

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on...

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not...

I never thought of myself as like a funny person.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are...

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...

It's funny, because when you're younger you're in a rush to be 18 or 21 or...

What amazes me with 'Will & Grace' fans is how young they are and how...

I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny....

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

Mercedes McCambridge

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

It's funny how God will change your plans for you when he's ready.

I had paralyzing fear as a kid. I couldn't watch horror movies, nothing. The...

Because of their size parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Robert Benchley

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have...

All men are equal before fish.

You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made...

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I love a smart well-written show and '30 Rock ' well you can't get any...

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Be obscure clearly.

This will sound funny coming out of my mouth, but I like to play characters...

For some reason people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a...

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