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I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just...

Molly Crabapple

Objectifying is kind of a funny thing. Art is objectification, all art,...

I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic...

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me....

The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of...

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...

You never saw Peter Sellers the actor trying to make you laugh. All he was...

It's funny because my mom is not a singer at all, nor is my father. But I...

Christopher Walken

I never know when I am being funny and the other way too. I don't think you...

Macho does not prove mucho.

Bryson DeChambeau

It's funny, I hear people say I'm faking all this science stuff. That's the...

When someone calls me up and wants me to do something, of course I am open to...

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life of course...

People are apprehensive about finding 'The Leftovers' funny because it's such...

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on...

The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is...

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Christopher Walken

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting....

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how...

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Real progress will have been made when people don't care or even notice the...

It's funny when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every...

I get a stack of scripts, like, once a month, and most of the time, you find...

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