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It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they...

I wear a necklace cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third...

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a...

To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone a backbone and a funny...

It's funny because my mom is not a singer at all, nor is my father. But I...

Eldridge Cleaver

Too much agreement kills a chat.

The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone...

I thought I was funny as a kid.

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all...

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps...

It's funny - when I started acting, I didn't know I was going to be talking...

Never floss with a stranger.

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

Adlai Stevenson I

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

Hillary Clinton

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.

Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

If at first you don't succeed blame your parents.

When someone calls me up and wants me to do something, of course I am open to...

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own...

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get...

You know fame is a funny thing man especially you know actors musicians...

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