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I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and...

Henry A. Kissinger

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was it was my own.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

That's a funny thing fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When...

Margaret Atwood

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and...

I never said most of the things I said.

Marie Antoinette was funny I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know...

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...

I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.

My first band was called Nubert Circus, a very embarrassing, dumb name. It...

The music industry is really funny when you have a hit record everyone...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that...

I spent a year in that town one Sunday.

George Saunders

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something it hasn't happened anymore.

It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the...

It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way...

Elizabeth Gilbert

I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although it's...

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent but kindness is the...

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of...

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