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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

There's always an article coming out saying 'The new thing is funny women!'

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a...

I know what's funny, and I probably know the best way to deliver the joke....

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by...

Something that I've always been really keen on representing is some honesty...

I love readings and my readers but the din of voices of the audience gives...

I like the clowns from the circus that have more paint on their face. They...

Sometimes we have to actually say I think you're really funny but none of...

Christina Grimmie

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone...

I knew exactly what to do on Alien it was funny.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny and yet I want to do it...

To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone a backbone and a funny...

Go to Heaven for the climate Hell for the company.

I did get the nickname 'craptain' from the Yorkshire dressing room. A bit of...

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are...

Cathy Guisewite

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Charles M. Schulz

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny in fact the...

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many...

Ellen DeGeneres

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an...

I wear a necklace cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

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