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If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't...

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Gilbert Gottfried

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny...

Because of their size parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Whoopi Goldberg

When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work I felt I had some talents....

You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.

Be obscure clearly.

What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes...

Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.

And regardless of the fact that in this country certainly in the arts we...

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life but at the same...

Christopher Guest

I get asked, 'Who would you really like to work with?' I'm already working...

George A. Romero

For a Catholic kid in parochial school the only way to survive the beatings...

Sometimes we have to actually say I think you're really funny but none of...

Jean Baudrillard

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects,...

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I...

I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told...

I hear a lot of people singing in funny voices and singing like they're...

Adventure games are all about details - if you happen to take this one object...

Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny....

Real progress will have been made when people don't care or even notice the...

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

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