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All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't...

A day without sunshine is like you know night.

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I...

People are apprehensive about finding 'The Leftovers' funny because it's such...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Hillary Clinton

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox...

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being...

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is...

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

Go to Heaven for the climate Hell for the company.

Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years...

Joey Lauren Adams

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...

Jean Baudrillard

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects,...

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to...

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a...

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind...

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and...

I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I...

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees curbs...

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for and therefore didn't...

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