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Saint Augustine

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word...

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but...

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I'm a singer. I went out to Los...

Jason Mantzoukas

Looking the way I look, whenever anybody's looking for a light brown funny...

Thomas A. Edison

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't...

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.

People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...

I think when you do comedy you play by a different set of rules. No one...

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Paula Poundstone

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put...

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.

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