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hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

What? It's not my blood!

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character...

Emergency dance party--go away.

Garrison Keillor

When in doubt, look intelligent.

If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So,...

Sergio Aragones

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short...

Michael Showalter

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can...

Chelsea M. Cameron

"There must be a mistake," I said.

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition and that means terror and...

In building a management team, I look for integrity, loyalty, vision, and a...

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment.

We will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that we have...

Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.

"What's up?" [asked Ford.]

I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use...

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing," said Ron...

Laurie Halse Anderson

Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it...

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.

"The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.

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I love to sing and I do think that my strength as a singer is... I think I have a voice that is certainly sufficient under most any circumstances... but I think my strength is that I really am an actor and I really do have to own what I am saying.

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