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Jonathan Shapiro

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a...

He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt,...

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And...

Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a a great deal....

Karen Marie Moning

The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.

I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.

I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But...

I'll not listen to reason... reason always means what someone else has got to...

Michael Pollan is a champion. In all ways. A man of great integrity, humor,...

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone...

Franklin D. Roosevelt

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up.

But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had...

"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the...

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and...

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost...

Shannon L. Alder

The more you talk about it, rehash it, rethink it, cross analyze it, debate...

"I'm not dreaming this, am I?" he asked.

It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to...

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

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