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I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't...

It's never just a game when you're winning.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find...

Cherise Sinclair

Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were...

I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it...

"The story so far:

Alexandra Bracken

You wanna go build some shelves with me?

Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone...

Robert Benchley

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...

Writing is like talking to yourself, just in a way that makes it look like...

James A. Michener

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the...

Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this...

Chelsea Handler

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I...

Alexandra Adornetto

Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom!

I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a...

There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more...

Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy-this...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him...

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is...

Malcolm Muggeridge

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

Janet Evanovich

We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.

Enrique Vila-Matas

As I write, I control my anxiety and anguish thanks to the invaluable aid of...

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people...

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