Humor Quotes

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If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest...

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be...

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera...

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously...

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have...

People with no humor, they're outta my life.

With Ricky Gervais it's all shades of wrong it's my kind of humor.

Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green...

Noelle Stevenson

Halt you villains! Unhand that science!

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Becca Fitzpatrick

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?

My misery is reaching epidemic proportions.

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at...

Charlaine Harris

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

Well sure, who doesn't need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic...

Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

Patrick Warburton

All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character...

Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.

Laughter and the broader category of humor are key elements in helping us...

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Malcolm Muggeridge

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

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