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Jonathan Shapiro

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a...

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

W. Somerset Maugham

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there....

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.

"I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly.

My stories are very somber so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides...

Spider Robinson

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit...

My own life is wonderful, but if I had to live the life of someone else, I'd...

When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they...

However frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can...

I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to...

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on...

"Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes,...

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with...

People who know me they know I have a sense of humor I'm a bit of a joker...

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably...

You either have chemistry or you don't, but a lot of what attracts me is a...

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's...

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take...

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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