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W. Somerset Maugham

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than...

let's face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so...

"I hate girls that giggle all the time...

Oliver Goldsmith

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too...

Jonny Lee Miller

I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic...

Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And...

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis...

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.

Theodore Sturgeon

Some major writers have a huge impact, like Ayn Rand, who to my mind is a...

She blew out a breath between gritted teeth. "Sometimes I really want to"-a...

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Cassandra Clare

Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you...

Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the...

Alfred Hitchcock

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can...

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important...

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known...

My rapier wit hides my inner pain.

Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with...

"Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me.

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