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"Asshole." "Just for that, I expect you to wrap that dirty mouth of yours...

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who...

Christopher Moore

"Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day,...

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a...

Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers...

Charles R. Swindoll

I am often the brunt of my own humor.

Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes...

If I can't see the humor in it how am I going to be funny?

Antonio Banderas

I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor...

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

W. Somerset Maugham

Impropriety is the soul of wit.

"Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.

Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the...

Cassandra Clare

"No. Absolutely not.'

Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to...

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Sometimes I'll be sitting with my friends; I'll say something...

Kristin Cashore

What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is...

If you are good life is good.

As we all know, blinking lights means science.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

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Don't tell me the moon is shining, show me the glint of light on broken glass.

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