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You either have chemistry or you don't, but a lot of what attracts me is a...

Cassandra Clare

Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was...

"I am human and I need to be loved

Benjamin Brewster

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in...

He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt,...

Anthony Hopkins

I've got a great sense of humor.

I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing...

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh...

Sarah Silverman

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It...

Housework can kill you if done right.

"A demiGod!" one snarled.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Mathieu Amalric

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...

Well it's a humor strip so my first responsibility has always been to...

Chelsea Handler

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own...

"Now what state do you live in?'

Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for...

What should I say? 'Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did...

Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and...

Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

Humor is healing.

The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten...

Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.

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