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Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead...

Charles Schultz

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The...

I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't...

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh...

"The big difference between my mom and me-- besides the fact that she is dead...

Hunter S. Thompson

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk...

"Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?

Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam...

Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and...

"I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off...

There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite...

Theodore Sturgeon

Some major writers have a huge impact like Ayn Rand who to my mind is a...

I will remember this word," he said. "Shenanigans. It is a good word.

In the 'Hurt Locker' there's a lot of me in there a sense of humor a man of...

There are never enough 'I love you's.

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor when they are smart...

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep...

"I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.

"Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?'

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Karen Marie Moning

You, Ms. Lane, are a menace to others! A walking, talking catastrophe in pink!

"That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is and I...

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