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Laurell K. Hamilton

I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I...

There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people,...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American,...

Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike...

Flannery O'Connor

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always...

Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was...

"He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit.

"Sensitive," I tried.

Alexandra Potter

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It's dependable, reliable and you can...

Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking.

I have great respect for my parents. I got such beautiful things from both of...

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising.

"To be is to do - Socrates

Douglas MacArthur

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered...

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of...

It's an amusing idea to some, this feminism thing - this audacious notion...

Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes...

In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his...

There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I...

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

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