Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes 4414

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

Brandon Sanderson

Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky.

"Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.

"Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the...

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from...

Alexandra Potter

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It's dependable, reliable and you can...

Hazel!" he yelled. "That box! Open it!

Cassandra Clare

"What are all these?" Clary asked.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life....

Christopher Moore

I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of...

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the...

Ruth Westheimer

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.

Mariette Hartley

My life was a legacy of death and humor.

I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't...

Bite me, Harry Potter.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark...

Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal...

You were wrong. She really is the new general in town.

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