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I'm the hunter," Elena reminded him. "I should go first.

Well," Lucien said, his remaining russet eye fixed on me, "you don't look...

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

Albert Einstein

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail...

We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting,...

I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

Finnik?" I say. "Maybe some pants?"?He looks down at his legs as if noticing...

Nosoi?" Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. "You know, I keep...

Charlie Chaplin

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Mary Beth Bonacci

"People use the word 'love' a lot of different ways. Take me, for instance. I...

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." -...

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying...

"[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]

Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had...

"You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire....

Blacks had survived every form of human debasement with ingenuity,...

"There's a meeting in Command. Disregard your current schedule,' he says.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

Joyce Carol Oates

I should say, one of the things about being a widow or a widower, you really,...

The whole ability to look at the complexity of race and any sort of...

"What's your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason,...

Winston S. Churchill

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply...

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It is important not to trust people too much.

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