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Hazel!" he yelled. "That box! Open it!

...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...

Gail Carson Levine

"Do you like to slide?" His voice was eager.

I think God gave us senses of humor and we should use them.

I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit...

"Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your...

I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a...

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense...

"He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese...

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then...

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered...

Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have...

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man...

Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would...

Jazz can be so serious no sense of humor.

I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.

I think it's critical, a sense of humor. It did help me - it does help me,...

"Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?

Carrie Brownstein

I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit...

Patricia Highsmith

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the...

Albert Einstein

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail...

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