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Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?

Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me.

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much...

Shel Silverstein

"The Little Boy and the Old Man

My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability...

As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up...

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the...

Whether planned or not humor takes our mind off of our troubles.

Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the...

"Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...

My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual...

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and...

"Why are they going to disappear him?'

Christine Ebersole

I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My...

Captain! To your left there's a Lunar guard and on your right is a doctor...

Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the...

Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I think luck is a great part of it because I think that the particular makeup...

I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines...

I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each...

Rumiko Takahashi

Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you...

I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body.

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