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"When you say gorgeous," Jen started, "are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good...

Kelley Armstrong

Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives...

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Gideon J. Tucker

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in...

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

"Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.

"People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain...

John Cameron Mitchell

Humor without sadness underneath it feels cheap and aggressive.

No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.

"Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?

"You don't need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet...

Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge,...

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot...

Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.

All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a...

I never worry about people not taking my work seriously as a result of the...

I tend to like dry humor.

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his...

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony....

Cassandra Clare

I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get...

Kelley Armstrong

I glanced up to see Liz and smiled. "Thank you.

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