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I'm looking at some comedic horror films because I have often been accused of...

If we went by the world's definition of who I'm supposed to be because I look...

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little...

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my...

Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things...

Louise Rennison

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo!...

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and...

"I am human and I need to be loved

Nico," I said at last, "shouldn't you be sitting at the Hades table?

It's self-effacing it's hard-luck the shtetl stories. All those Coasters...

His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I'm not it.

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the...

"The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in...

Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a...

Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply...

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from...

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my...

I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No,...

Christopher Heyerdahl

Certainly anyone whom I've witnessed who has gone through something...

"I was once reproved by a minister who was driving a poor beast to some...

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